da Aurelicornus » 22/11/2013, 3:47
Sicurezza a bordo! Istruzioni sui viaggi in aereo in versione Equestria... dategli una lettura
http://www.powerponies.cz/safety.php?lang=eng
We suggest you consult your doctor before travel if you take immunosuppressive medication or are suffering from recent or chronic diseases, such as
· cardiovascular disorders
· chronic respiratory disease
· severe anemia
· unstable diabetes
· cancer
· hallucinations of Celestia, Molestia or Trollestia
· you don't own an element of harmony
· you don't have at least one friend
· you have ban on the forums or IRC
· you think that you can be next Fall Formal queen of Canterlot Academy
· your dog talks and thinks he's a dragon
· you have Pinkie sense, your ears are flopping, eyes fluttering and tail twitching
· you are going to fight a dragon in near future
· you didn't write a letter to your princess
· you don't have a ticket for the next Gala
· you are a copy from the pond
· you walked through some blue flowers in Everfree recently
· you don't have a cutie mark or don't know what that means
· you are a changeling
· you returned from the future less than a week ago
· you have Smartypants doll hidden in your luggage
· you don't have anypony to take care of your pet
· you are Discord
· your fitness to travel is otherwise in doubt.FOR SPECIFIC PONY RACES
Earth pony: You have it quite simple. Sit comfortably and fasten your seatbelts. The ground below you will shake a little, but that's absolutely normal. It's like seismic effect after Rainbow Dash's collision with a barn, or Sonic Rainboom. It's like travelling by train, or flight in a balloon. So, don't fear. Soon you will be trotting on the ground again.
Unicorn pony: I will ask you only for one thing: No dangerous magic. Not even for fun. Teleportation during flight can get you to a completely different place. Remember: When you want to teleport, the place you tried to get to is now far away behind the plane and you can end up in the air. You will pray to Celestia for Wonderbolt patrol to save you. Please, refrain from using levitation magic. It can negatively affect magical instruments on the plane. During takeoff and landing, all spells are prohibited. Flight attendants will inform you when your plane reaches the cruise level and you can use spells again. Please, be careful in the narrow corridor between the seats. You can endanger health and purity of other ponies with your horn.
Pegasus pony: “It's simple. No flying during the flight. You know well enough how to behave in the air and what can happen. Use the airlines preferably for long distance travels only and don't block planes for shorter ones, which you can simply travel using your own wings. Do you know how much space a small horse needs in the airplane? And one last thing: In a case of crisis, it is your duty to safe ponies without wings, and land them safely on the ground. And please, when you are escorting the airplane, don't fly too close to jet engines. It's quite difficult to clean them.
That's all, I will wait for you in the final destination.” Rainbow Dash.